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I HATE COLLEGE ESSAYS!!!!!!

SIGNAL BOOST: HEY, PLEASE READ THIS- ITS SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT THE FATE OF YOUR INTERNET-LIFE IS AT STAKE!!!!!! APPARENTLY THERE IS A HACKER ON DEVIANTART, CALLED 'LIFE OWNER'..... TELL EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST BECAUSE IF SOMEBODY ON YOUR LIST ADDS HIM THEN YOU WILL GET HIM ON YOUR LIST. HE WILL FIGURE OUT YOUR ID COMPUTER ADDRESS, SO COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVEN IF YOU DON'T CARE FOR THEM AND FAST BECAUSE IF HE HACKS THEIR EMAIL HE HACKS YOUR MAIL TOO (I think what it means by that is that he could assume the identity of your friends, and FOOL you into opening the letter since you think it's your friend that's sending it )!!... Anyone using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail titled 'Mail Server Report' If you open either file, a message will appear on your screen saying: 'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.' Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, And the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password. This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software's are not capable of destroying it . The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself 'life owner'.. PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS TO ALL Remember, always be careful of messages you receive in email-don't open them unless you're 100% POSITIVE they're safe. If you have even the SLIGHTEST doubt, DON'T open it-DELETE it, it's the smart thing to do!

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: 3

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. and failed
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure they do.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 5

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 6

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
[ ] sometimes you day dream about killing people.
TOTAL: 8

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 12


[x] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 18

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
18 x 4 = 72
And re-post as: "I am 72% Mentally ill."

noooo

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You've never done illegal drugs
[x] You have a lot of friends
[ ] You get along with everyone
[x] You haven't made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ] You like soccer
[ ] You like baseball
[x] You're into writing or art
[ ] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[/] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory
[ ] Abortion is wrong
[/] The war against Iraq is unneeded
[ ] One of your favorite colors is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school
[x] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university
TOTAL: 8

HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim
[ ] Water polo is awesome
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing
[x] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
[x] You're an optimist.
[x] You're completely straight-edge.
[x] You're very emotional
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[x] You don't believe in going steady at a young age
[ ] You've made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 8

RAVENCLAW:
[ ] You're depressed to a certain extent
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theater & arts.
[ ] Sports suck.
[x] You're shy.
[x] Hate is completely unneeded.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
[ ] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay
[ ] Red is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 7

SLYTHERIN:
[ ] There's at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] (American) Football is amazing
[x] Black is a cool color.
[/] You've lied about something serious.
[ ] You're a very deep person.
[ ] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[ ] You like metal.
[ ] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You're scared to grow up.
[ ] You've done drugs in the past month.
[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[ ] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 3.5


Am I...a GrifflePuff?